Entropy

It just has to be said: Carol snores like a narcoleptic walrus. Back when we were dating and I was more captivated with her form than her function, I managed to convince myself it was endearing, one of those little quirks that serves as the backdrop to a lifetime of mildly amusing stories told over tea. As it turns out, nothing kills youthful idealism like marriage, especially seven years of it.  The snoring has gotten…

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The Two Year Rule

Jeff Bezos is a visionary. The founder and CEO of Amazon, he is also a kajillionaire who is using his fortune to create a future where space travel isn’t limited to astronauts and The Jetsons. There are also unsubstantiated rumors that he is a ninja. Beyond all of that, Jeff Bezos has turned Amazon into a killing machine that has managed to disrupt almost every industry it has ever entered. A few weeks ago, after binge watching Dragon Ball Z Abridged for the third time (best thing…

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